troylers-hummus-in-the-club:

heckyeahhowell:

marvelcolm:

“what’s worse? getting kicked in the balls or childbirth? i guess no one will ever know haha”

as a cis male i feel like i should say getting a kick in my baloney pony would not hurt as much as having my VAGINA STRETCHED OPEN AND FORCING A TINY HUMAN THROUGH IT WHY IS THIS EVEN AN ARGUMENT HAVE YOU SEEN A PERSON IN CHILDBIRTH YOU CHICKEN FRIED FUCK

baloney pony

Chicken fried fuck

(Source: itssupercolm, via actuallyireland)